Giant Porn Hamster

Yes, Giant Porn Hamster. I actually said this
phrase in my dream last night. Something along the lines of “It is a dream
because there’s the giant porn hamster”. My mom and friend marcus wanted to
take me somewhere, and I didn’t trust them. I forgot most of the rest of the
dream besides something with graduation and things going wrong as usual. But I
totally didn’t want to go with them and what better reason then to prove
it’s a dream? Within the dream I had a memory of a previous dream where there
was the “Giant Porn Hamster” and so by seeing it again I knew it was a dream
even if that previous dream never exsisted. The Giant Porn Hamster was my hero,
I was able to wake up and escape Mom and Marcus’ clutches because I saw him
sitting on our back porch. What does he look like? Ever see Hamtaro? Look him up
if not. He looked like him except with closed squinty eyes and he was some big
stuffed toy or something. Why the hell was Porn in his name? Who knows? Anyway,
thank you Giant Porn Hamster, wherever you are.